Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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