i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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