normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Dear god my vagina.
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