The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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