i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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