Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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