whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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