The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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