"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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