So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Randomize
