We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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