North Korea, Best Korea!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
