Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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