It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
