well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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