I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Let the clothes fall where they may.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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