Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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