love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Randomize
