Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The air was thick with penises
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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