We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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