Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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