You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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