ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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