Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He better not be in your backpack
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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