I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Randomize
