ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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