Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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