No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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