eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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