hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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