Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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