Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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