when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
wow bdsm is so cute
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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