I wish life had little blips of pornography
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
