so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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