You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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