mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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