Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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