wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
you never un-have a 4some
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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