It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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