So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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