Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Pooping to opera.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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