rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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