she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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