I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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