You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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