i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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