I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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