based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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