I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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