When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
