life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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